One Drink.

Mulder says something funny
Either character smiles
1013 or any other sequence adding up to 5 shows up
A mutant/alien/monster kills someone
Characters show their badges
Mulder is called "Fox"
Mulder eats sunflower seeds
Scully drinks iced tea
Echo of opening music plays
Anyone says anything abot a conspiracy theory
Mulder contacts DT/ Mr X
Either character fires gun
A Computer does something computers cant do
Skinner appears
Cancer Man Appears
Mulder or Scully call the other on the cellular phone and the first words are,
  "Where are you?"

Two Drinks.

Mulder and Scully appears in FOX ID Before the show
Mulder or Scully launches into an awkward sounding explanation of some
historical/scientific fact/principal
Mulder or Scully kills someone
Someone dies an extremely gory death
Mulder does a voice over
Scully does an autopsy
Mulder goes into a dark place alone
Prime case evidence vanishes without a trace

Three Drinks.

Mulder or Scully gets kidnapped
Mulder or Scully goes into Quarintine
Mulder or Scully goes on a date
You see Mulder or Scullys dreams
Mulder or Scully is put in jail
An important person dies
Mysterious character shows up at the end of the show to prevent Mulder from
learning the truth

Four Drinks.

Mulder loses his temper
Internet/ alt.tv.xfiles is mentioned
Mulder or Scully seen in swimming suit
An Alien Appears
An Actor from twin peaks appears (other than Mulder)

Chug Lots (Until you feel kinda woosy)

Space Craft appears
Scully goes into a dark place alone
A Dead person appears
The Credits say something besides, "The Truth Is Out There."
Scully believes something is paranormal and Mulder doesn't
 
 
 

Okay now if your not totally blind by now, just put some reruns of Friends on and try this.